1. A woman said to the fruit seller – “Give me some wasted husband!”
It took the fruit seller an hour to understand that she was asking for ‘pears’.
2. While leaving on the scooter, Santa bought a bottle of ‘Royal Stag’ and started going home!
Suddenly a thought came to his mind that if the scooter fell on the way and the bottle broke, then what would he drink?
He stopped the scooter, took out the bottle and drank the entire bottle right there.
He was surprised to know that his decision turned out to be absolutely right!
Activa fell on the road 4 times!
3. If a small child is sleeping during the day…
So understand that he is busy “charging” to make mom sleepless!
4. A child went to the neighbor’s house and said, “Dad has asked for your umbrella for a while!”
Neighbor- “Yes-yes, why not and what else was your father saying?”
Child- “Yes, they were saying that if he doesn’t give the fuck, then bring it from Sharma uncle’s place!”
5. Boy- “I stop just like that while walking. I get lost just like that while sitting…is this love?”
Girl- “No Babu, you have this weakness, drink glucose!”
6. A boy gave a lotus flower to a girl?
The girl slapped him hard.
The boy said- “I am promoting BJP.”
The girl said- I am also campaigning for Congress!”
7. Uncle was ill.
The family members said- “Now take the name of God!”
Tau said- “What name to take now, after 10-15 minutes we will definitely come face to face!”
8. Frightened by the pile of discarded utensils, the wife muttered, “Oh God! Why do men always get this magic lamp of Aladdin, why don’t women get it? If I had a genie today, he would have helped me too!”
Hearing this innocent call of the wife, the gods themselves appeared and said – “Daughter…as per the rules, a woman can get only one jinn at a time, and as per our records, you are married, and you have got yours.
You have just sent him to the vegetable market,
Picking up your suit from the tailor on the way,
Bringing butter and good night refills from the grocery,
Keeping Zandu Balm in my pocket as a reminder for you,
He will go to the office and on his way back will bring ice cream for you in the evening!
Daughter, your genie may consume some time, but it is more durable than the genie of the lamp.”