1. Santa- “Banta was passing through the road. Suddenly Santa started crying after seeing a sight.”
Banta- “Hey what happened, why is this happening?”
Santa- “Brother, see, the one who used to give wife vashikaran mantra to others, is today getting beaten by his wife.”
2. Late at night a husband and wife were returning from a party.
On the way, the police stopped his car and started searching.
After checking the documents etc. of the vehicle, the inspector pointed towards the wife and asked the husband – “Who is this lady?”
Husband- “She is my wife.”
Inspector- “Do you have any evidence which can prove that this is your wife?”
The husband first got lost in thought for two minutes, then got down from the car and took the inspector aside and said softly – “Sir, if you somehow prove that this woman is not my wife, then I will transfer my bungalow worth Rs. 95 lakhs to you!”
Inspector sir is unconscious there!
3. Mother-in-law- “Sushma, the neighbor’s daughter-in-law, is a number one liar. Never believe her words. By the way, what was she telling you in the morning?”
Daughter-in-law: “She was saying that you are a very good woman!”
4. The teacher said to the children – “Children, doomsday will come in 2030. “The world will be destroyed. Everything will be destroyed.”
A child said, “Sir! Will our school be closed on that day?”
5. First child- “Yesterday when I launched the rocket, it collided directly with the sun!”
Second child- “What are you talking about! Then what happened?”
First child- “Then what, I got beaten…”
Second child- “Who killed?”
First child- “Sooraj’s mother…”
6. Husband- “I got an advantage by marrying you..”
Wife: “What is the benefit?”
Husband- “I got punished for my sins in this life.”
The wife immediately picked up the rolling pin!
7. Minky asked the neighbor for a mixer.
Neighbor- “Come here and use it.”
The next day the same neighbor said, “Please give me your broom.”
Minky- “You come here and use it.”
8. Judge- “Why did you keep the burning match in the policeman’s pocket?”
Bablu- “He was the one who said, if you want to get bail then warm your pockets first!”
9. Salim collided with a stranger woman.
She said- “Can’t you walk after seeing?”
Salim- “I don’t look at other women!”