The relationship between teacher and student is not limited to studies only, it also includes fun, bickering and funny moments. Many times such funny stories and conversations happen in the classroom, which lighten the atmosphere with laughter. Teacher-student jokes are also born from these small incidents, which bring a smile on everyone’s face.
Joke-1
The teacher says to the student – You are alone in a forest and a fierce lion comes there, what will you do?
The student said- Sir, I will run and climb the tree.
Teacher to student: If he comes there also
Child student- Sir, this time I will jump into the water.
Teacher to student: And if he comes into the water too
Student is angry – Sir, you tell me this first
Sher, does anyone seem to be a relative of yours?
You are taking the same side every time…
Joke-2
Teacher: What’s the matter with you today?
Are you talking in class for the first time?
You always keep your eyes on me
She used to listen to things very attentively!
What has happened to you today?
Pinky- Sir, today my net pack is finished!
Joke-3
The teacher was explaining the mistakes to the students.
Asked a student in the class,
Pappu, if by mistake one of your legs
What will you do if the old lady hits you?
The student said- I will say sorry madam.
Teacher: If he is happy then you
Give me a chocolate, then what will you do?
To the student teacher – what to do then?
I will quickly climb on the other foot
So that I can get another chocolate…
Joke-4
Teacher: (To Moni) Tell me, who is elder between husband and wife?
Moni- Madam, wife is elder!
Teacher: Okay, tell me how?
Moni- Madam, there is quantity of “e” in husband and quantity of big “e” in wife.
Madam has made Moni the class monitor.
Joke-5
Teacher to student- Tell me, whom do you hate the most among history men?
Child- From Raja Ram Mohan Roy
Teacher- Why?
Child: It was he who stopped child marriage, otherwise today we too would have a wife and children!
Joke-6
Teacher: Do you know everything about birds?
Pappu – Yes
Teacher: Okay, tell me which bird cannot fly?
Pappu – dead bird
run away crazy somewhere