School memories are not limited to studies and homework only, but are also related to the fun conversations between teachers and students. Sometimes a strict question from the teacher and an innocent answer from the student, sometimes a small mischief in the class – these moments make us laugh and also remind us of the old days. Teacher-student jokes are based on these light and funny moments, which make the study environment a little fun. If you also want some laughter along with sweet memories of school days, then these jokes will definitely bring a smile on your face.
Joke-1
Master Saheb was teaching mathematics in the primary class.
Master Sahib – “Son, suppose I gave you 10 laddus!”
Pappu – “Why should I accept… you did not give me even one?”
Master Saheb – “Hey, just agree! What does your father have to say by agreeing?”
Pappu – “Okay…”
Master Sahib – “Yes, so out of that you gave me back 5… So tell me how many laddus are left with you?”
Pappu – “20!!!”
Master Saheb – “How?”
Pappu – “Accept it! What is your father’s interest in accepting it!!!”
Joke-2
In the science lab, the teacher took out a coin from his pocket and put it in acid and asked the student to tell whether this coin would dissolve or not.
Student – Sir, it will not dissolve…
Sir – Well done student but how do you know..
Student – Sir, if the coin were to dissolve by putting it in acid, then you would not have asked us for the coin.
That you take it out of your pocket..
Joke-3
nursery class child said
How do you feel about me??
Mam- so sweet!!
the child with the boy next door
See, I told you, she kills the line!
Joke-4
Teacher: Intentions should be high.
Water can be extracted even from stones
Pappu- I can extract water even from iron.
Teacher: How?
Pappu- with hand pump
Joke-5
Teacher: I was beautiful, am beautiful, will be beautiful. Similarly, give examples of all three tenses.
Haryanvi student: Tannai vham tha, tannai vham hai, tannai vham rvaiga.
Teacher: You worthless person, tell me politely.
Student: Respected Madam, you were Bhundi, are Bhundi, will always be Bhundi.
Joke-6
The child was going to school after getting beaten up from home.
On the way someone asked – Son, should you study?
yes, ??
no Child !! wearing your school dress
I am going to my father’s wedding procession.