1. Santa and Banta were talking.
Santa- “Today my mind has gone numb!”
Banta- “Why is that?”
Santa- “I heard a girl say – ‘Neither will I get married nor will I let my children get married!’”
2. Teacher- “Tell me children, why does cold wind blow in winter season?”
Student – “Because Rajinikanth from South India blows the brush in close-up!”
3. Regarding reading the student’s essay, madam – “What nonsense you have written!”
Student- “Mam, I felt like writing something deep, then I thought that if you drown, I will have to pay for it!”
4. Three friends were sitting and drinking alcohol.
First friend- “Brother, let’s go to Ladakh on a motorcycle!”
Second friend- “Yes brother, let’s go!”
Third friend – “But brother, I don’t even have a bicycle!”
First both the friends – “We knew you were not drinking!”
5. A mosquito went out for a walk. Then the storm came.
He sat on a tree. When the storm passed, he said to the tree, “It’s good that I caught you, otherwise you would have fallen in the storm today!”
6. Raju to his girlfriend- ‘Boys are faster than girls in every aspect!’
Girlfriend- “No matter how much smarter boys are than girls, they cannot buy an item worth Rs 1500 for Rs 300 like girls!”
7. Uncle went to the hospital to get his treatment.
Nurse- “Take a deep breath!”
Uncle took a deep breath.
Nurse- “How are you feeling?”
Tau- “What perfume have you worn, it was fun!”
8. Pregnant wife- “Go to the gym, your stomach is full after eating so much!”
Husband- “Your belly has also come out!”
Wife- “I am going to be a mother!”
Husband- “So I am also going to become a father!”
9. Stingy father – “I wish that you grow up to become a lawyer!”
Son- “Why?”
Stingy father: “So that my black coat can be useful to you!”
10. Pappu- “Brother, my girlfriend left me.”
Golu- “Hey, why…what happened?”
Pappu- “Brother, she was saying that her father will not agree.”
Golu- “But I live near his house and know his family very well…his father passed away in his childhood!”