Husband-wife jokes laugh a lot and jokingly explain the sour-sweet experiences between Husband-Wife. Today we have brought you some such cute and funny husband-wife jokes, which you will laugh a lot and share your partner too.

1. Wife- “What is this ragging?”
Husband- “This is what you ask forcibly gifts on every marriage anniversary, Karvachauth and birthday, it is called ragging in English!”

2. The husband returned home very sad in the evening.
Wife- “What happened, sir?”
Husband- “Today our office building fell and all the people died.”
Wife- “So how are you left?”
Husband- “I went out smoking cigarette.”
Wife- “Let’s thank God.”
In a short time, news started coming on TV that the government has decided to give Rs 1-1 crore to the families of all the deceased.
Wife angry- “Don’t know when this cigarette habit will be left!”

3. The husband cut the wife’s phone and said- “I am in a meeting now, I talk later.”
After a while, the neighbor got a call.
Padosan- “Are you free, didn’t you disturb you?”
Husband- “Oh no, you can refer to.”
Padosan- “I have no job, your wife has to talk, take it.”
Wife- “Come home in the evening, bring iodex!”

4. The boy went to see the girl for marriage.
Girl’s father- “Son, what work do you do?”
Boy- “I am Director of Goat Research and Development Institute”
The girl’s father thought, seems to be a very big officer…. ”Tell me in Hindi, son?”
Boy slowly voice- “We graze goat”
The father -in -law got an attack.

5. Now the day is not far when the digital fight between husband and wife will be like this.
Wife- “Don’t know which time I accepted your friend request.”
Husband- “The stones were on my wisdom, which your DP was called a nice pick.”
Wife- “My wisdom was also covered which commented on your pick.”
Husband- “It would have been good at the same time.”
Wife- “If I had blocked you at the same time, I would not have seen this day today.”