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Husband Wife Jokes: Wife asked- You fool or me? Husband gave such an answer, people will do salute after hearing this!

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Husband Wife Jokes: Wife asked- You fool or me? Husband gave such an answer, people will do salute after hearing this!

1. The wife went to the doctor with a sick husband.
The doctor said- “Let them eat good food, always keep them happy, do not tell any problems of the house, do not increase their thoughts by making surely requested, then they will be cured in six months!”
On the way, the husband asked his wife- “What did the doctor say?”
Wife said- “Nothing, now the doctor has also replied!”

2. Wife- “Why, where have you grown the flour?”
Husband (consent)- “Always in place.”
Wife- “So you must have gone somewhere to go for a walk?”
Husband- “Did not go anywhere, stopped there.”
Wife- “Where does your meditation live… I will be looking at women coming! I know you a lot?”
Husband (now completely nervous)- “Really he stood in front and grinded the dough.”
Wife- “Don’t lie, full attention will be in WhatsApp, I have been noting for a long time, you do not pay attention to the household work at all?”
Husband- “No, nothing like that, what happened?”
Wife- “How did the rotis burn again!”

3. Wife said- “Give me 2,000 rupees, I will return!”
When the husband took out the purse and started giving money, he said- “Well, give 1,000, only 1,000 will take it later!”
The next day wife said- “I have to take 1,000 from you….”
The husband took out the purse and started giving 1,000, then said- “Let me let me give you 1,000, let’s become equal!”

4. The wife asked the husband- “Okay, tell me whether you are a fool or me?”
Husband (with a peaceful mind)- “Dear everyone knows that you are the owner of a very intense intellect. So it can never happen that you marry a foolish person!”

5. A married couple was walking in the garden. Suddenly a big dog pounced towards them. Both felt that it would bite them. Seeing no way to escape, the husband immediately lifted his wife up in the lap so that if the dog bites, he was not bitten by his wife. The dog came close and stopped, and then ran backwards. The husband breathed peace and in the hope that the wife took her from her lap that the wife would hug her. Then by turning water on all his expectations….
His wife shouted- “I had seen people throwing stones or sticks to drive away the dog till date, but I am seeing a man who was ready to throw his wife to drive away the dog.”

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