Jokes between husband and wife are light jokes related to everyday life, listening to which brings a smile on the face. In these, small arguments, disputes and love-filled moments of married life are shown in a funny manner. The purpose of such jokes is only to make people laugh and lighten the atmosphere. In these, the sweetness and wisdom of relationships are presented in a humorous manner, due to which everyone feels connected to them.
Joke-1
Wife: Just bring potatoes from the kitchen.
Husband: Potatoes are not visible anywhere here.
Wife: You are blind.
Be a slacker. in a working manner
can’t,
I knew you didn’t
See you, so I’ll take it in advance
She had come!
Now it’s the man’s fault
so tell…
Joke-2
There was no conversation between husband and wife
Husband had to leave early in the morning..he
wrote on paper at night
“Wake me up at 5 in the morning…urgent work.”
Is..!!!”
And keep the paper near the wife’s pillow
Gave…
When I woke up at 8 in the morning, I looked at him.
There were a lot of papers lying around and everything was written on them.
Was,
“Get up, it’s 5 o’clock.”
“Please get up, otherwise you will be late.”
Will go”
Moral- One should not mess with the wife…
Joke-3
Pathan’s wife ran away with the driver
Sindhi – What will you do now?
Pathan – What to do, now I will drive the car myself…
Joke-4
The wife called her husband.
Husband- Tell me quickly, I am very busy.
Wife: There is one good news and one bad news.
Husband- Just tell me the good news…
This is not the time to hear bad news.
Wife- Okay. The good news is that
Airbags of our new car
Works perfectly.
Joke-5
Wife: Hi Ram, why is blood coming out of your head?
Husband – Hey my friend threw a brick
Wife: You would have killed me too, wasn’t there anything in your hand?
Husband – Hmm… His wife’s hand was in my hand.
Now blood is coming out from the face too
Joke-6
Father angry at son – a task
You can’t manage to bring mints.
Had asked for and you brought this coriander,
throw an idiot like you out of the house
Needed
Son- Papa, let’s go together.
Father – Why?
Son- Mom was saying that this is fenugreek.
Joke-7
Sir, my wife is missing, what should I do?
Post Master: Blind man, this is the post office.
Why did you come here after going to the police station?
Husband: Sorry sir.
I can’t understand because of happiness
Where should I go…!!
Joke-8
Husband- Hey listen, Munna is crying
shut him up…
If my wife is angry, should I work or take care of the children?
I did not bring it as dowry,
Shut up yourself.
Husband- Let me cry again
I was the one who took this to the wedding procession…