Laughter is the biggest relief in the hectic and stressful environment of life. Hindi jokes present our everyday experiences in a funny way, which automatically brings a smile on the face. Be it school pranks, bickering between husband and wife or fun with friends, Hindi jokes make every occasion light and memorable. A little laughter removes the tiredness of the day and refreshes the mind.
Joke-1
An illiterate girl got married to a highly educated boy.
One day the girl cooked very delicious food,
Which the husband was eating with great enthusiasm when suddenly one morsel
Stuck in his throat.
He died while coughing.
The wife said while crying,
Hey what happened, couldn’t even ask for water
Died while saying water water.
Joke-2
A woman asked Panditji for the solution to the prosperity of her home…
Pandit ji.. Daughter, feed the first roti to the cow and the last roti to the dog…
Woman…Pandit ji, I do the same…
I eat the first bread myself… and…
I feed the last bread to my husband.
Pandit unconscious!!
Joke-3
Two friends were driving after drinking alcohol.
Then one shouted, you bastard, there is a wall, there is a wall, there is a wall ahead!
Then the car entered the wall!
Next day both in the hospital
First friend – I was shouting like a bastard, there is a wall ahead, there is a wall.
Then why didn’t you listen!!
Second friend: You bastard, you were driving the car.
Joke-4
Santa’s wife – Listen sir,
You were abusing me during my sleep at night,
Santa – Oh no soniya,
This is your illusion,
Wife: Is it an illusion?
Santa: That’s it, I was sleeping.
Joke-5
A woman was feeding ghee-based bread to a bull.
The gentleman standing there got suspicious that perhaps the woman was considering the bull as a cow…
Gentleman: Sister, this is a bull, not a cow, you are feeding it rotis, but every day it hits three-four people in the village with its horns and breaks bones…
Woman: Brother, I know it is a bull. My husband is an orthopedic doctor and his hospital is running only because of this bull.
Joke-6
Santa killed 25 people by driving fast.
Judge: You killed 25 people.
What do you have to say in your defense?
Santa: I was driving fast.
But when I hit the brakes I realized that
Brake has failed.
Then I looked ahead and saw two men going, and
On the other side, a wedding procession was going…
So you tell me where should I turn the car?
Judge – It’s a simple thing,
On the side where there were two men,
Loss would have been less…
Santa – Absolutely right… I also thought the same…
But those two men saw my car
Took bribe in wedding procession..