Funny Jokes: The judge asked the thief how he stole despite being the owner of the house, the thief gave such a unique answer, read this and you too will be forced to laugh!

Laughter is considered the best medicine in this hectic life. When the tiredness and stress of the day increases, then some funny jokes bring a smile on the face. Funny jokes not only make us laugh, but also make the atmosphere light and pleasant. Here we have brought some such light and funny jokes for you, after reading which you will not be able to stop laughing.

Joke-1
Beggar: Baba, give me something to eat..!
Man: Baba, will you eat yesterday’s bread?
Beggar: Yes, I will eat..
Man: Then come tomorrow…

Joke-2
Servant: Sir, you are always in your company.
Why do you hire only married people?
Boss: Because, they become accustomed to tolerate insults.
And those people are not in a hurry to go home either!

Joke-3
Papa: Sonu son, perhaps today you have touched your hair with my brush.
Brush your teeth…
That’s why this brush smells so bad…
Sonu: No papa, I used this for our cat’s teeth.
Have cleaned it!!

Joke-4
Judge: How did you steal even though the owner was in the house?
Thief: Hey Judge sir, you have such a good job.
The salary is also so good, then you can do all this
What will you do after learning?

Joke-5
Ramu asked a married man very lovingly –
When do you come online at night?
The walls of pain shook when the man said –
After washing dishes at night!

Joke-6
wedding always good food
It should be done only by the one who makes it.
Because
love can work after marriage
But not hungry!!

Joke-7
everyone in the stock market
wants to be jhunjhunwala
All those people on the stock market
Makes one tingle!!

Joke-8
Medicine is given so quickly in case of human fever
does not search
As soon as possible.
When his phone’s battery is low
Starts looking for charger!!

Joke-9
Boy: Friend, save me from that girl….
Friend: Why what happened?
Boy: Ever since I told her to tear this heart.
Seeing that your name will be crazy,
That crazy person has been chasing me with a knife ever since!!

Joke-10
Santa: What is your brother doing these days?
Banta: Nothing friend, I had opened a shop.
But now he is in jail…
Santa: Why is that?
Banta: You opened the shop with a hammer, right?