1. Santa got beaten by his mother.
When Banta saw him crying, he asked, “What happened, why are you crying?”
Santa- “Brother was on the phone, he did not agree to mummy’s request to keep him, that’s why he killed me!”
Banta- “This is what you did wrong, see brother, if mother asks you to keep the mobile, then keep it because along with heaven, mother has slippers on her feet!”
2. Woman- “How will I lose weight?”
Doctor: “Move your neck left and right!”
Woman- “When?”
Doctor- “When someone asks for food!”
3. Pappu went to the doctor.
Doctor- “Yes brother, tell me, what is the problem?”
Pappu- “First promise that you will not laugh!”
Doctor- “Yes promise…”
Pappu pulled up his pants and showed his legs and said, “See, my legs are as thin as sugarcane.”
The doctor started laughing loudly.
4. On the first day after marriage, the husband was worried about how to talk to his newly-wed wife.
He gathered a lot of courage and thought of a topic to talk about and asked – “What is your name?”
Wife- “Is it a cover, didn’t it read in the card?”
5. Teacher- “Why do they make the patient unconscious before operation in the hospital?”
Student- “If the patient is not made unconscious and learns to operate, then who will question the doctor!”
6. Judge- “Why do you want to get a divorce?”
Husband- “I am not happy with this.”
Begum- “Judge sir, the whole locality is happy, only this man has so many tantrums.”
7. Wife- “Do you love me?”
Husband- “Yes, very much!”
Wife: “Then let’s prove it!”
Husband- “I lie well too, I have just proved that.”
8. Chintu- “Papa, please get me the musical instrument.”
Papa- “No, you will trouble everyone.”
Chintu- “I will not, for sure, I will play only when everyone goes to sleep!”
9. A cute child went to the neighboring house and said to aunty – “Aunty, please give me a bowl of sugar, mummy has said.”
Aunty- “Okay son, I will give it now, what else did your mother say?”
Child: “Mummy said that if the witch next door does not give, then ask for it from the witch in front!”
10. English- “What is this?”
Confectioner- “This is curd!”
English- “What is curd?”
Confectioner- “Milk sleeps at night and morning becomes tight!”