1. Raju was sitting idle at home, staring at the wall.
His brother Kaju came and asked, “What happened, what are you doing sitting alone like this?”
Raju- “Internet is gone, so I am counting how many tiles are on the wall!”
2. Sanju- “Brother, today the veil of lies was lifted from my eyes, a big truth came to light.”
Pappu- “What happened brother?”
Sanju- “Do you remember that I was chatting online with a girl, whose name on Instagram was – Queen Official!”
Pappu- “Yes I remember, but what happened?”
Sanju- “Today I went to meet her for the first time in a cafe. When she opened her purse, I saw her Aadhar card.”
Pappu- “So what was special in it?”
Sanju- “Brother, her real name is Jhumri Devi!”
3. A fat woman caught a thief in the house and made him fall and sat on him.
Then she said to her husband, “Go and call the police!”
The husband said, “I can’t find any of my shoes or slippers!”
The thief said, “Brother, wear my shoes but go quickly!”
4. A cricket match was going on between India and England. It was India’s batting.
When the batsman scored 33 runs, he took off his gloves, raised the bat in the air and looked towards the sky and thanked God.
The England bowler was surprised. Shouting in anger he said in English – “You neither completed 50 runs nor 100, then why are you doing this!”
Batsman- “If you had passed the board exam from India, you would have known what 33 annas means!”
5. Santa died and went to hell. There Yamraj started counting his mistakes.
So Santa got fed up and said – “Don’t give too much knowledge, you too are in hell!”
Now Yamraj is heating oil in the pan, while Santa is happy that perhaps he will be fed Jalebi.
6. Santa- “Brother, answer one question!”
Banta- “Yes ask?”
Santa- “If mustard greens are two days old, can it be called yesterday’s greens?”
Banta got lost in thought.
7. Banta- Brother, please give me such a business idea by which I can become famous among women.
Santa- Brother, please sell Panipuri.
Banta- But that won’t make girls like me!
Santa- What have you said brother? When a woman likes you, then understand that you are a husband. When many women like you, then you are an ideal man. When thousands of women like you, then you are a leader!”
Banta- “But where does the matter of Panipuri come into this?
Santa- “Hey, the one who is liked by the entire women of the city is the one with Panipuri.”