1. Wife- In today’s time, men and women are equal. Rather, the woman has gone ahead.
Husband: If there is equality, then why do you go to the parlor as soon as you grow a moustache?
Husband’s cheeks are looking red since last two days.
2. Santa was lost in thought.
Banta asked- “What happened friend, what are you thinking?”
Santa- “Even monkeys don’t know the taste of ginger, but only monkeys were defamed. Man’s life is difficult, friend.”
Banta also got lost in thought!
3. The boy saw a man working out in the gym.
She asked- “Sir, are you married?”
Man- “Yes, but why?”
Boy- “So sir, what is the use of building a body by sweating, when you cannot even open your mouth in front of your 5 feet tall wife!”
4. Wife- “Have you eaten?”
Husband (in a mood of fun) – “Have you eaten?”
Wife- “I am asking you!”
Husband- “I am asking you!”
Wife- “Why are you copying me?”
Husband- “Why are you copying me?”
Wife- “Let’s go shopping!”
Husband- “Not eaten!”
5. Teacher- “Who are the people who ask more questions?”
Pappu- “Sir, they are married people…”
The teacher kept smiling.
6. Santa had gone to his farm.
There a frog was seen sitting on the well.
The frog said to Santa, “You have no brain!”
Santa- “Yes!”
Frog- “No!”
Santa- “Yes!”
Frog- “No, no, no, no!” And saying this the frog jumped into the well.
Santa- “Oh, it is not there, it is not there, what was the point in committing suicide?”
7. Seeing an unknown person eating at the wedding banquet, the family members asked – “Excuse me, were you invited?”
Unknown person (angry) – “If it is not given then is it my fault?”
8. Doctor (to the female patient’s husband) – “I am sorry sir, now your wife is a guest for only two days.”
Husband- “Doctor sir, don’t say that…”
Doctor- “I can understand that you will be sad but this is the truth.”
Husband- “Oh, not that, don’t say sorry!”
9. Four boys were traveling on the same motorcycle.
The traffic policeman saw and signaled to stop the bike.
Santa shouted angrily, “Move away from the front, where will you sit now?”