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If you want some relief from the hustle and tension of the day, then these desi jokes are just for you. In these, the simplicity of the village, family squabbles and everyday funny things are hidden, which directly touch the heart. As soon as you read it, a smile will appear on your face and you will not be able to stop laughing.
Desi jokes are related to our everyday life, hence reading or listening to them makes us laugh immediately. Village talks, funny family stories and small things told in desi style make these jokes special. These jokes not only bring a smile on the face, but also reduce stress.
Joke-1
A woman tells her neighbor
was staying
“You know, for 20 years my
No children were born.”
The neighbor was surprised: “Then you
What did you do?”
Woman – “Then I turn 21 years old
my father got me married
Then go back to Munna
The neighbor fainted while standing.
Joke-2
Husband at midnight
your fat wife
woke him up and said..
Is it right to die by suffocation or
Then die suddenly..?
wife- die suddenly
It is good..-
Husband: So your second one
put your leg on me too and
Finish my story..
Joke-3
A child said to his mother
so big in mom
When will I become that…..
Can I go anywhere without asking you…?
Mother also heart touching
responded to-
Son…..so big….
You haven’t even had a father yet…!!
Joke-4
an educated boy a
marries an illiterate girl
Both go to a party.
The boy says if someone tells you
Ask what they look like to you.
So you say he is my husband
and I am his wife
At that very moment a man comes.
asks the girl that this
What do you think?
The girl says it’s my
There are hand pumps and I am their pipe.
Am.!!
Joke-5
Boy with his girlfriend..
“I don’t have a car like my friend.
I will make you sit on my eyelids and spin you,
I don’t have a big house like that but I will keep you in my heart.
I don’t have as much money as him, but I will feed him by working as a labourer.
Not as rich as him, but I will be only yours
What else do you want???”
Girl: Just go crazy, will you make me cry???
Come on, give me your friend’s number…!!
Joke-6
Wife- Hello! Where are you?
Husband: Remember, last Diwali we
Went to a jewelery shop… where you got a necklace
I also liked it.
Wife: Yes! I remembered…
Husband: And at that time I had no money.
Wife (happily): Yes! Yes! remember,
Husband- And then I said that this necklace will die one day
I will take it to you.
Wife (more happily): Yes yes yes..very
Remember well.
Husband: Just in the shop next to that one.
I am getting my hair cut…I will come a little late!!