It is very important to laugh a little in the hustle and bustle of life. Desi jokes are related to our everyday experiences, relationships and funny situations, which bring a smile on the face as soon as they are heard. Some such funny desi jokes are given here, reading which will definitely freshen your mood.
Joke-1
Wife to husband: Hey, do you listen?
Neighbor’s Pinky gets 100 in maths
Got 99 marks out of..
Husband: Okay, so where did the 1st digit go?
Wife: He has brought his son!!
Joke-2
Sonu (to his mother): Mother, this is good news.
We have grown from two to three…
Mother: Congratulations son, what happened?
Son or daughter?
Sonu: Neither son, nor daughter
I have got married for the second time!!
Joke-3
Beggar: Give me something to eat
Son, I am very helpless.
Man: You look strong.
Then why are you helpless?
Beggar: By habit!!
Joke-4
Sonu: Oye how did your head explode?
Monu: Was breaking stones with slippers…
Sonu: But where did the head come from?
Sonu: A man passing by said
Try using your skull sometime!!
Joke-5
Husband shows face to wife
presented roses to
Wife: Give me something gold!!
Husband: Take the pillow and go to sleep!!
Joke-6
Wife: Before marriage
You used to go to temple a lot…
What happened now ?
Husband: Then you got married.
And then I lost faith in God!!
Joke-7
Teacher: If courage is a man then help is God.
Tell me the meaning of this?
Monu: Who wants to be a man in front of his wife?
tries,
Then only God helps him!!
Joke-8
Customer: Well, cleaning is done very carefully in your hotel..
Manager (happy): Thank you!
What made you feel that way?
Customer: This feeling occurred when someone in the hotel
Cleaned my pockets as soon as I entered!!
Joke-9
Beggar (to Sharma ji): Sir, I am from my family.
I am separated…
200 rupees are required to meet.
Sharma ji (to the beggar): Where is your family?
Beggar: Yes, he is watching a movie in the multiplex!!
Joke-10
Boy: You know, while sitting in the bus.
I can’t see any girl standing…
Girl: Then what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes!!