1. Boyfriend- “Listen.”
Girlfriend- “Shut up, people should not talk while eating!”
Girlfriend (after finishing food)- “Say now!”
Boyfriend- “There was a mosquito in your plate, take it…and become a heroine!”
2. Patient- “Doctor sir, I have a lot of gas problem.”
Doctor- “Tell me your problem, not that of the country.”
3. Girlfriend- “I am a girl of today’s time.”
Boyfriend- “So am I from the excavation of Harappa?”
4. Neighbor- “Your son plays PUBG all day long!”
Mother: “Let me play! Like your son, he doesn’t wear a saree and do Mujra on Instagram!”
5. The boss put a small pebble in a glass filled with water in front of all his employees.
Then asked everyone why the pebble sank?
Everyone gave the same answer.
The head pebble was heavy, hence it drowned in water.
Then the boss asked his favorite disciple.
So he said, “Sir, I can only understand one thing, the one you left drowned.”
6. Husband and wife were going to sleep at home.
Just then some robbers entered.
Their leader pointed the gun at his wife’s head and said, “Tell me, what is your name?”
Wife- “Sangeeta.”
Robber: “This is my sister’s name too…I can’t kill you.”
Then she placed the gun on her husband’s head and said, “Tell me, what is your name?”
Husband- “Well, my name is Sohan Lal, but everyone lovingly calls me Sangeeta.”
7. A man fell unconscious on the road.
A crowd gathered around him. Everyone was giving different types of advice to bring him to his senses.
An old lady said, “Give him some brandy.”
No one listened to him, everyone started splashing water on him.
The old lady said again, “Hey, give him brandy to drink.”
Then no one heard. One said to fan it.
The old lady again said – “Hey, you guys listen to me, make him drink brandy.”
Ignoring the old lady, a man then said, “Let’s take him to the hospital.”
Everyone started lifting the man, then he came to his senses and said – “Where are you taking me, please listen to that poor old woman too!”