1. The girl’s family came to see Santa.
They said, leave the boy alone, just show him his mobile.
Santa refused him outright!
2. As soon as Raju bent down to seek Papa’s blessings, the gold flake kept in his top pocket fell at Papa’s feet.
The blessings are still hurting!
3. A woman went to fill the “widow pension” form.
Officer: “How much time has passed since your husband passed away?”
Woman: “He is at home right now.”
Officer- “Then why are you filling the form?”
Woman: “Sir, government work takes time. By the time it is done, we will die.”
4. Fakir- “Son, you will get heaven, bring it and donate to me!”
Boy- “Okay, I donated Delhi to you, from today onwards Delhi is yours!”
Fakir- “Is Delhi yours that you are giving it to me?”
Boy- “So Jannat, has your father bought the plot that you are distributing?”
5. When the old madam of the school called the peon ‘Oye’, the new madam felt great pity for that peon.
She said, “Who knows where people come from after studying, do they ever call anyone by saying Oye?”
Then she said to the peon – “Listen, I will follow etiquette, I will call you by your name only.”
The peon became overjoyed and said, “We poor people only support people like you. Madam, my name is Prannath.”
Madam hesitated. Couldn’t say anything for a moment. Then he said, “Wouldn’t it be better to call you by this name? If there is any family name, then tell me.”
The peon said, “Everyone in my house loves me. From my wife to my father, everyone calls me Balam.”
Madam could not understand anything, then came up with a new idea. She said, “Let it be, don’t solve the riddles now. Tell me what the people of the neighborhood say to you.”
The peon said, “Madam ji, we entertain everyone and are called Saajan in the locality.”
Madam was bored by now, immersed in the hustle and bustle. Said- “Mu, where will all these names be taken from? You tell me your surname, we will manage with that.”
The peon said, “Madam, what should I do, the whole world is a game, you call me by your surname, Swami is my surname.”
Now Madam got upset. She shouted loudly – “Oye, don’t eat my head, go and get a cup of hot tea!”