1. Santa- “Brother, I want to live with my head held high.”
Banta- “You can live that very easily.”
Santa- “How?”
Banta- “Just forget your mobile at home for one day!”
2. Sharabi- “If I had the government in my hands, I would change the fate of the country!”
Drunkard’s wife – “Hey, first change your pajama, Karamajle! He has been roaming around wearing my salwar since morning!”
3. Once Tappu proposed a girl and said- “I love you”
The girl got angry, slapped Tappu and said – “What did you say, please say it again!”
Getting angry, Tappu said, “When you did not even hear, why did you slap me?”
4. Teacher- “Tell me Newton’s law!”
Boy- “Sir, I don’t remember the entire line, I remember the last one.”
Teacher: “Let me tell you about the last one only.”
Boy- “…and this is called Newton’s law.”
5. Pappu- “Why don’t you play cricket to China?”
Raju- “There is danger brother!”
Pappu- “What kind of danger?”
Raju- “If the cricketer comes back to play after being out, then we will know a little!”
6. The son said to his miser father – “My distance vision is getting weak, please give me the money, I need to get glasses made.”
The father took him to the terrace and showed him the black sky and asked, “Tell me, what can I see?”
Son- “Moon and stars!”
Father: “Now how much further do you have to see?”
7. Teacher- “Tell me the names of 15 fruits!”
Chintu- “Mango, guava, apple and a dozen bananas.”
8. A woman was walking on the sidewalk with iPhone 17 in her pocket.
Suddenly a banana peel appeared. Her foot slipped and she fell.
Then there was a sound of something breaking.
He held his heart and said, “God forbid it remains a bone!”
9. Son- “Mummy, my friends are coming home today, please hide all my toys in the cupboard.”
Mother- “Why, all your friends are thieves?”
Son- “No…they recognize their toys!”
10. Patient- “Doctor sir, what is the first medicine in this prescription?”
Doctor- “Hey, this is not medicine, I was just moving the pen to see whether it was working or not!”
11. God- “What do you want?”
Uncle- “A job, a room full of money, peaceful sleep and freedom from heat.”
God- “Amen!”
Today uncle is the guard at the ATM.