1. It was written on the safe – “No need to break, press the button and it will open!”
The police arrived as soon as I pressed the button.
Police- “Do you have anything to say in your defense?”
Thief: “I swear to you, I have lost faith in humanity today.”
2. Son and daughter-in-law woke up late.
When the father sitting in the drawing room saw him, he said – “Your children will be very lucky!”
Son (happily) – “Why is that, father?”
Father: “Because those whose parents themselves wake up at 10 o’clock, then who will tell them to get up early!”
3. Santa- “It is not that I do not have a girlfriend but I have not seen her.”
Banta- “What happened, how is this possible!”
Santa- “Just like that…as you saw, it is not even the Taj Mahal but it is there!”
4. If there is no reply after sending the message of I Love You-
In other countries – “Probably not interested!”
In India- “So should I take your “silence” as “yes”?”
5. Police (knocking the door) – “Open the door, we are the police!”
Thief- “Why should I open it?”
Police- “Because we need to talk about something!”
Thief- “How many people are you?”
Police- “We are three!”
Thief- “So talk to each other…I don’t have time!”
6. A woman went to Babaji.
Woman: “Babaji, my husband beats me a lot as soon as he comes home.”
Babaji- “Take this amulet. As soon as your husband comes home, press it between your teeth.
After 7 days, the woman came to Babaji again and said – “Babaji, the amulet has been very beneficial. Now my husband does not beat me.
Babaji- “The benefit is not from the amulet but from keeping the tongue shut.”
7. Wife calls husband – “Where are you?”
Husband- “At the sister-in-law’s house next door!”
Wife- “For what?”
Husband- “Not for it!”
As soon as she reached home, her husband was beaten with a rolling pin.
8. Elephant- “Will you love me?”
Ant- “I have seen your face, it is better to commit suicide than to love you!”
Elephant: “You bastard, you will die but will be of no use to anyone!”
9. Husband and wife were going to sleep at home.
Then the robbers entered their house and pointed a pistol at the woman and asked – “What is your name?”
Woman- “Music…”
Robber- “My younger sister’s name is also Sangeet, now how can I kill you!”
Then the robber asked the man- “What is your name?”
Man- “Although my name is Sohan Lal, but people lovingly call me Sangeet.”