1. The hen married the duck.
Rooster: “Are we dead?”
Hen- “I wanted to marry you only, but mother wanted the boy to be in the Navy!”
2. The wife was doing puja.
Seeing this, the husband said, “Don’t remember God more than necessary, because if God remembers you someday, you will have to give and take!”
Now the husband is living near God, sitting outside the temple.
3. Once Jamil was traveling in a train.
An aunty sitting in front asked – “Where are you from, son?”
Jamil- “Aunty, my marriage is over, now I don’t belong anywhere!”
4. Doctor- “Yes, tell me, how did you come?”
Raju- “Doctor sir, there is a lot of pain in the stomach, it seems that the liver has got damaged!”
Doctor: “Do you drink alcohol?”
Raju- “Yes-yes, of course, but make a small pack.”
5. The mistress of a rich house, to her servant – “You duffer, you can’t do even a single task properly!”
Servant- “Madam, talk politely, I am your servant, not your husband!”
6. Santa said to Banta- “Dude, my wife is very angry!”
Banta- “Mine also used to do it a lot, but now she doesn’t do it.”
Santa- “Why, what happened, tell me also?”
Banta- “One day she was getting angry, so I told her that one gets angry easily in old age. From that day onwards I don’t get angry!”
7. Raju was standing in the temple with folded hands and was saying loudly – “Lord, forgive my mistake, Lord, forgive my mistake…”
Pandit ji got upset after hearing the same thing again and again, so he came to Raju and asked – “What mistake have you done, child, that you are apologizing so much?”
Raju- “I am married…I am just apologizing for that!”
Pandit ji turned back!
8. An illiterate girl got married to a highly educated boy.
One day the girl cooked very delicious food. Which the husband ate with great relish. Then a morsel got stuck in the throat. He died while coughing.
The wife said while crying, “Oh, what has happened, he could not even ask for water, he died just saying water-water!”