1. Girl at the railway inquiry counter – “Yes, what time will the train to Howrah arrive?”
Employee- “He is late by an hour, do you want to ask anything else?”
Girl- “Yes, yes!”
Employee- “Whatever you want to ask, ask quickly!”
Girl- “Don’t I look fat in this dress?”
2. Santa- “Brother, there are some boys in marriages whom you send to bring anything, they go straight to the girls’ rooms and search for it.”
Banta- “That’s because they can’t enter the girls’ room without work!”
3. According to the way the hair of unmarried boys is turning grey, in the coming time the “hair dyeing” ceremony will be written on the wedding cards at 7 pm!
4. Santa- “The children of the coming generation will be the luckiest!”
Banta- “How is that?”
Santa- “They are like that because who will tell those whose parents themselves wake up at 10 o’clock to get up early!”
5. Madam- “Any idiot in the class should stand up!”
Pappu stood up innocently.
Madam- “Are you an idiot?”
Pappu- “No madam, you were standing alone, that’s why I didn’t like it!”
6. Beggar- “Give me something to eat!”
Girl- “Eat tomatoes!”
Beggar- “Give me the bread!”
Girl- “Eat tomatoes!”
Beggar- “Okay, bring it, just give me the tomato!”
Girl’s mother – “Hey these people, go for 10 more rupees, Baba, this is a parrot, she is saying, earn and eat!”
7. Got a call from my wife’s mother’s house – “Rakshabandhan has happened, now come and pick me up.”
Husband- “Hey, you have leave till 15th August, stay for 2-4 more days.”
Wife: “Don’t be clever, the country has become independent, not you!”
8. Husband and wife were walking in the market holding hands.
When the friend saw it, he came and said, “So much love even after so many years!”
Husband- “O brother, what kind of love, it enters the shop as soon as you let go of your hand!”
9. Aslam- “From the day I brought this hen into the house till today, I have not had to bring a cock from outside even once.”
Abdul- “Then how do you cook chicken at home?”
Aslam- “Every day this hen goes to some street or the other, some cock or the other always follows her home!”