Doctor-Patient Jokes: Such a scandal happened in the hospital that the doctor felt more dizzy than the patient, you will laugh after knowing the reason!

In today’s fast-paced life, everyone is entangled in some worry or the other. Work pressure, responsibilities and hustle and bustle make a person tired from within. In such a situation, if we learn to keep ourselves happy, then half of the problems automatically reduce. Laughter and smile not only lighten the mind but also keep away from many diseases and stress. There is no need to wait for any special occasion to laugh, just the heart should be light. Therefore, to bring a smile on your face, we have brought some funny jokes and jokes. You will start laughing as soon as you read these. So get ready for this fun journey of laughter!

Joke-1
Doctor: One of your kidneys has failed.
Santa- At first he cried a lot, then after wiping his tears he said, Sir, please also tell me by how many marks you have failed?
doctor unconscious

Joke-2
Pappu- Doctor sir, please give me some good medicine, I am having a lot of headache.
Doctor (after examination) – At this time you need rest the most. I am giving sleeping pills, feed these to my wife at night and sleep.

Joke-3
Doctor- How are you? Did you stop drinking alcohol or not?
Patient: Yes doctor sir, I have completely left it.
I just drink it if someone requests more.
Doctor: Very good…and who is this brother with you?
Patient: Yes, these are kept for request.

Joke-4
Patient: Doctor, are you sure I have malaria?
Doctor- Why?
Actually, I read about a patient that the doctor kept treating him for malaria…
When he finally died, it was discovered that he had typhoid.
Doctor: Don’t worry, this never happens in our hospital. If we treat someone for malaria, he dies of malaria!!!

Joke-5
Patient- Do the operation properly.
Doctor: Why did you say that?
Patient: Because there is only a little difference between surgeon and immersion.
If the operation is done properly then you are the surgeon and if your hand moves then it is my immersion.

Joke-6
Doctor to patient: What reward will you give me if you get cured by my medicine?
Patient: Sir, I am a very poor man and I dig graves.
I will dig for you for free.
Doctor lost his senses

Joke-7
Pappu went to the doctor
Pappu- Doctor sir, what disease do I have?
Doctor: Stop chasing girls.
Pappu- What will happen with that?
Doctor: If you don’t stop chasing girls, you will die soon.
Pappu- How can one die by chasing girls?
Doctor: Because one of those girls is mine too.
Pappu’s condition is bad