1. Pappu was telling his love story to his friend.
Pappu: “Whenever she went to throw cow dung, we used to look at her and she used to look at us!”
Friend: “What happened then?”
Pappu: “Then her father sold the buffalo, love story is over!”
2. Mother-in-law- “Listen daughter-in-law, I want a grandson soon!”
New daughter-in-law: “You should have told me earlier, you should have brought it with you!”
Mother-in-law is absolutely silent.
3. Girl- When will the express train arrive?
TTE- “5 o’clock in the evening!”
Girl- “When will the local train come?”
TTE- “9 o’clock!”
Girl- “When will the goods train arrive?”
TTE- “1 o’clock in the night, but where do you want to go?”
Girl- “Not anywhere, just wanted to take a selfie on the track!”
4. Yamraj- “Come, I have come to take you, your time is up!”
Man- “But I have not aged yet, and I am very healthy too!”
Yamraj- “You have forgotten your mobile at home without locking it, and it has fallen into the hands of your wife!”
Man- Come on, then I will sit in front on the buffalo!”
5. Santa- “Brother, these advertising company people are very duplicitous.”
Banta- “How is that?”
Santa- “Girls are taken in the ads for creams and powders and boys are taken only in the ads for ringworm, scabies and itching.”
6. Aslam was sitting at home and crying.
Murad came and asked, “What happened, what are you sad about?”
Aslam- “Friend, I went to a friend’s wedding last night. I liked a girl. I stayed at the wedding the whole night for her sake.”
Murad- “Then…did the matter escalate or not?”
Aslam- “She told me in the morning, brother, breakfast is ready, have it!”
7. Doctor- One should not sleep with tension at night.
Patient: So should we send her to her parents’ home?
8. Raju- “Brother, yesterday I explained to my family about share market, crypto currency, SIP, gold-silver.”
Kaju- “So did he understand anything or not?”
Raju- “Today he got two acres of land in the village, which was in my name, transferred to his name!”
9. Santa- “What does your sister-in-law call you?”
Banta- “Brother-in-law, and yours?”
Santa- “Brother!”
Banta- “Why is that good?”
Santa- “Because nowadays sisters-in-law talk about their status. The one with less money is called brother-in-law and the rich are called brother-in-law!”
10. Pappu said- “I will marry a girl who will serve my old mother!”
Meanwhile, mother slapped me two or three times and said, “Whom did you tell the old lady?”