1. All plants give oxygen but get cannabis tree, grape vine, mahua tree and sugarcane oxygen as well as the ability to fly in the sky and English speaking course, so do plantation!
Shiva ji- “If you have any last wish, tell me.”
Alcoholic- “Lord gives the same teeth in the next life, but give the liver full 32!”
3. God said to an old man- “Now your old age has come. According to karma I will have to give you a disease. Because of your devotion, I give a chance to choose one of the two diseases. Either memory will be lost or hands and feet will tremble.”
The old man took permission to ask his friend and asked the friend.
The friend said- “To ask for a disease to tremble your hands and feet, because if a peg spills from the glass, it does not matter. But where is the bottle kept, it will be very difficult to forget.”
4. His friend asked a drunken friend- “Don’t you taunt mosquitoes at night?”
Alcoholic- “No.”
Friend- “How is that?”
Alcoholic- “When I go to drink at night, the mosquitoes sit on my body and start drinking alcohol. As long as I come to my senses, the mosquitoes fainted.”
5. One sir first went to the bar and stood near the counter.
A person standing there said- “Peter Scotch, Single.”
Then the other man standing there said- “Johnny Walker, Single.”
These sir thought for a moment and stood at the counter and said- “Balwant Singh, Marid!”
6. Two friends were talking.
The first said- “Dude reached the house late last night, rang the bell but the wife did not open the door! The whole night spent on the road!”
Second friend- “Then not the news of wife in the morning?”
First, no man, I remembered if I got down in the morning, I am not married yet and the key was in the pocket! “
7. At night, the alcoholics saw the shadow of the moon in the pond.
The first said- “What is this?”
The second said- “This is the moon.”
The first said- “Walking home brothers soon, we came to the moon in joking!”