Husband and wife jokes are quite popular. Today we have brought some such jokes for you which people will like very much.

1. Wife saw a board- Banarasi Saree Rs 10/ Nylon Rs 8/ Cotton Rs 5/
Wife is happy and from your husband- “Give me 500 rupees, I will buy 50 saree.”
Husband- “Ari O Birbal’s mother, she is the shop of the press who is the shop.”

2. Look at the suspicion…
Wife- “There is not a single hair in your shirt!
Husband- “Yes, what happened?”
Wife- “I ask who is that Ganji!”

3. Both husband and wife were sitting on the roof.
The husband said while drinking whiskey- “I can’t live without you”
Wife- “right? But are you speaking or whiskey?”
Husband- “I am speaking, whiskey.”

4. Bunty- “Papa is his surname, even if you are so afraid of your mother?”
Papa- “Son, your mother’s maiden’s maiden is the tiger.”

5. Judge- “Who would you like to meet for the last time?”
Criminal- “Yes, from your wife!”
Judge- “Why won’t you meet parents?”
Criminal- “Yes, parents will be found as soon as they are born after death, but then wait 25-30 years for wife, then a good job, then making bio-data, go to see the girl, then the girl’s parents like, then printing cards, then tilak, then tilak, then ladies music, then ladies, then procession, then jayamala, then a chutki vermilion, then a pinch, then shouted, then the shoes, then the shoes, then the relatives, then Then you get a lot of fun.
The judge is in a coma!

6. The husband was leaving the house after taking the bike.
Wife- “Here is a needle!”
Husband- “Why is this?”
Wife- “If checking is going on, puncture with needle and get out of the side. The puncture will be only 20 rupees and the challan will be 30 thousand!

7. When a person died and reached up, he will find Chitragupta himself at the door of heaven!
Chitragupta said- “You can come in on one condition!”
Person- “Which condition is God?”
Chitragupta- “You have to tell the spelling of a word exactly!”
Person- “Which word is God?”
Chitragupta- “Love!”
Person- “Love!”
Chitragupta- “Very good, you can come in!”
The person entered inside, then Chitragupta’s mobile rang!
Chitragupta- “God is calling us, you come back to keep an eye at the door for a minute!”
Person- “Whoever commands God!”
Chitragupta- “If any other creature reaches here in our absence, then before giving him admission, ask him to ask the word love, if he also tells the spelling like you, then let him come in! Otherwise send him from the front door.”
Person- “Okay!”
After saying this, Chitragupta left and that person started guarding the door! Then a woman reached there! The person was very surprised to see that she was his wife!
He said- “Ari Guddi, how did you reach here?”
Guddi- “After your funeral, when I was returning from the crematorium, a blue line bus crushed me, after that when I came to my senses, I was standing here! Now let me move in!”
Person- “Not like this, according to the rules of God, first you have to tell the spelling of a word exactly, only then you can come in here. Otherwise you will have to go from the front door to hell!”
Guddi- “Which word?”
Person- “hydroxychlorochwin”