As such, the post of teacher is of respect. Students should respect them in every situation, but many times, people do not stop laughing by reading such funny jokes about students and teachers. Today we have brought some very funny students and teacher jokes for you, which will tickle you a lot.

1. Pappu- What does the word “Kotad Get” mean Guruji? “
Guruji- “Which language is the word?”
Pappu- “It is of Hindi language, Guruji.”
Guruji- “There is no such word in Hindi language.”
Pappu- “Hai Guruji… I saw a song on TV, it was in it.”
Guruji- “Which song?”
Pappu- “That song is not…” Kanchi Re Kanchi Re…. ‘ In the middle of that, this line is… ‘This anger is false, not true, true lover’ Getting Kotad ‘is not good!’ ‘
Guruji picked up Pappu and hit the slap and slammed…

2. On the marriage of the teacher, the student sent a message- “Sir, many congratulations on the wedding! We hope you will not expel the house in school!”

3. The child fell down from the seat laughing.
Master- “Stand up, I am teaching here and you are laughing!”
Child- “Sorry sir!”
Master- “Stand up and tell everyone why everyone can laugh.”
Child- “Sir, this was telling you” black brinjal “.”

4. The father put a thumb on his son’s report card.
Son- “Papa, you are an engineer, then why this thumb?”
Father- “Seeing your marks, the teacher should not feel that your father is read!”

5. In the exam, the teacher gave permission to all the students to copy and said- “Don’t go out to tell anyone to copy!”
A student said- “Neither sir ji! We will say that there was a poor teacher of a number, so much that he did not even let us move from his seat, God should be an accident!”

6. Teacher- “Tell me how children were named Uttar Pradesh?”
Student- “UP was named Uttar Pradesh because” Answer “is known before taking the exam here!”

7. The teacher asked- “Who is the best between men and women?”
Chintu replied- “Male”
Teacher- “Why so?”
Chintu- “I have not heard the name of any woman till date.”