Jokes are not only for entertainment, but also for lightening the mind and also introduces the thinking of humans in laughter. Today we have brought some interesting jokes for you, which you will not be able to stop laughing.

1. An alcoholic, drunk and collided with a bier. The body fell and people started beating the drunkard.
On this, the drunkard said- “Abe what fell is not saying anything, why are you becoming a leader!”

2. The teacher placed a bottle of liquor in front of the donkey and placed a bucket of water. The donkey drank all the water.
The teacher asked the children- “So what did you learn?”
Children- “The one who does not drink liquor is a donkey.”

3. A smart flight attendant got an idea!
About 30 minutes after the flight, he announced- “Ladies and gentlemen, I do not know how this happened, but we have 400 passengers and dinner for only 200 people! Anyone who is willing to give up his food for anyone else, will get free and unlimited liquor during the entire period of flight!”
His next announcement came 6 hours later- “Ladies and gentlemen, if someone wants to change his thoughts, we still have food for 180 people!”

4. Two lawyer friends were drinking from the hotel and returning from the car that the police are barricaded. It was found that checking of drinks and drives is going on. After stopping the car, both the lawyers sat on the seat behind the north.
The policemen asked- “Where is the driver?”
Lawyer- “He ran away fearfully in the name of the police!”
Police- “Okay, okay… move the car forward!”
Advocate- “We cannot run, we have drunk, we do not drive after drinking.”
The policemen sent a constable… who drove the car and left them home.

5. Santa told Banta- “Yesterday while going home from Scooty, I bought a bottle of” Royal Stag “and started going home!”
Banta- “What happened then?”
Santa- “Suddenly I thought in my mind that if the scooty fell on the way and the bottle broke then what will I drink!”
Banta- “So what did you do?”
Santa- “I stopped scooty and took out the bottle and drank the whole bottle there. You will not believe that my decision turned out to be right… Scooty fell 4 times on the way!”
Banta- “What idea, Guru, I will do the same from now on!”